His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!