End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...