man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...