Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...