Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...