What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...