A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...