What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.