His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
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First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
How To Satisfy…
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Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...