Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...