Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...