How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...