Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...