Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash