Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...