Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...