How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...