Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...