Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...