Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Notice
NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices....
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...