Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...