The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!