Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...