Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...