Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Why Santa Has No Kids
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What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
No Balls?
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A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...