A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...