Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Mistakes on a resume
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...