DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...