Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...