The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...