Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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