Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...