A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...