Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...