Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...