Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...