Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge