The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.