Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.