Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.