Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...