Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.