Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...