Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...