A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...