A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.