What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...