Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...