Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...