Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...